When we’re in these times of woe
To the polling station we must go
To cast our vote and have our say
And try and help keep bad politicians away
We must remember one and all
That we don’t want to live somewhere awful
Where no one can do what they want to do
Instead they have to earn a living cleaning up poo
Or the equivalent of what that means to you
It’s not like a few years ago,
where you could do the job you wanted to
Oh no, Cameron saw to that
By making it impossible to earn money and that
But Ed milliband is being a bum hole as well
Making up lies and on live television tell
-ing us how he’s going to change this and that
Well, in reality he comes off like a Pratt
No Ed, tell us how you’re going to save the Nhs
Instead of showing us why you think you’re the best
And now there’s all those pictures to make you look super hot
Well, I’ve got news for you Ed – you’re not!
And the Green Party are there trying their best
By trying to save the environment and all the rest
But don’t get me started on bloody ukip
Nigel farage makes you look like little shits
Moving on now to the SNP
I’m most intrigued by their policies
What will they do for us apart from Scotland’s segregation
From this country, where we should support integration?
It makes no sense to me, this idea Scotland should be free!
Free from what? We’re all one big happy family!
So let’s just be together and smile together
Get through the good and bad times and the stormy weather
Vote for whom you want to just as long as you do
And don’t vote for someone rubbish who will turn out to be a poo
So get out there and vote before it’s too late
…ah well, there’s always next time…I guess?!