Whatching as you go to and fro
To and fro and to and fro
Watching the balls fly
Go go go

Then one off on a wonder goes 
Off of the court 
And towards the side 

A gutter ball 
A lost point
A fail 

The disappointment of everyone, the sad wails 

Oh tennis player
In your Ariel whites 
Why can’t you just 
Play the sport right 

Because then we would never bore 
As the ball to’s and fro’s across the court 
To and fro and to and fro 

Don’t let that ball drop, 
Oh no no no