Zombies zombies everywhere
Look out, there’s one! Right over there
Texting on their mobile phones
They’ve still got on those typing tones!
Trying to listen to Radio 4
Instead I can hear random beats galore
Blaring out from someone’s headphones
Hey, look mister, or missus, I’m trying to listen to Paxman here
Whatever next? The over 70’s on Facebook
I dread to look
I’m in Facebook, but I’m young at heart
And I love sharing that meme art
But enough about me, let’s focus on the zombies
At least when I’m out and about I socialise better than the wombles
Instead of staring at a small rectangle of plastic
Oh this nation needs a wake up call drastic
Yes you can find out about the news on there
But then you’d miss out seeing some guy’s crazy blue hair
As he sits opposite you on the tube
You’re missing out on life! And playing on your phone is darned rude!
Put it away at the dinner table! I mean, really!!